I am not a big fan of bologna but you know what's awesome? Juice. I love juice and I am really thirsty. So this one time I saw this guy and I was like
"YO DAWG! GOT ANY JUUUUUICE?!?!"
and he was all
"I AIN'T GOT NO JUICE!"
At that cold moment in September, I ran. I ran like I would never be able to stop, until I hit the warm ocean. At that moment I finally realized what was wrong. The thing is... All I really wanted was a little starfish to call my own.
So... I caught a starfish and I named it "My Own" and I lived happily ever after.